While standing on the barriers at the Junction with a work mate, an elderly gentleman in a scruffy suit and tie comes up and asks me my name.
“Hello Sister Jane, I’m His Royal Highness Emperor Ross and Master Commander of the Universe, ” he says shaking my hand.
“Well done and thank you, you are now shielded, sister.”
He turns to my work mate and shakes his hand. ” And you brother, what is your name? You are exuding the probity, responsibility and moderation appropriate to a man in your situation. Well done, brother.”
He proceeds regally out onto the street and goes through a similar process with the officials outside. Probably it’s politically incorrect to giggle at those who reality is different to yours, but he is such a charming old guy and he leaves us with a smile on our faces.