A man got off the train and collapsed onto a seat with his face in his hands. When I went over to see if he was alright, he said, “I’m just sooo hungover. I had to get off the train.” Poor thing, he didn’t thing he could even keep a glass of water down. Unfortunately he’d chosen the wrong station for a quiet sit down. About 5 mins later 100 cheery school children came over from the Zoo.