{"id":1699,"date":"2022-09-29T09:22:23","date_gmt":"2022-09-28T23:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2022-09-29T09:22:23","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T23:22:23","slug":"ye-olde-worlde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=1699","title":{"rendered":"Ye Olde Worlde"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1701\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1701\" style=\"width: 690px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?attachment_id=1701\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1701\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1701\" src=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/telstra-phone-booth-690.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"690\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/telstra-phone-booth-690.jpg 690w, https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/telstra-phone-booth-690-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1701\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ye olde worlde phone<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>A class of primary school kids have a long wait at Zoo station.\u00a0 A group of them discover the public telephone.\u00a0 Press buttons!! A receiver on a cord!!\u00a0 Public phone calls are free now so 7 of them line up and call their parents on this antique communications device.\u00a0 Such excitement!<\/p>\n<p>I feel old.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A few days later<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Parmesan cheese attack on my local pay phone. It\u2019s rubbed into everything and pressed into the headset. Tried to scrape it off myself but it needs a technician. The station entrance is now redolent with Parmesan. Hope the birds like it.\u00a0 Odd thing is &#8211; it didn&#8217;t put off the under 12&#8217;s who had a grand time playing with it despite the smell.\u00a0 Come to think of it &#8211; strange smells are part of my remembered the public phone experience too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A class of primary school kids have a long wait at Zoo station.\u00a0 A group of them discover the public telephone.\u00a0 Press buttons!! 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