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A man got off the train and collapsed onto a seat with his face in his hands.\u00a0 When I went over to see if he was alright, he said, \u201cI\u2019m just sooo hungover. I had to get off the train.\u201d\u00a0 Poor thing, he didn\u2019t thing he could even keep a glass of water down.\u00a0 Unfortunately he\u2019d chosen the wrong station for a quiet sit down. About 5 mins later 100 cheery school children came over from the Zoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  A man got off the train and collapsed onto a seat with his face in his hands.\u00a0 When I went over to see if he was alright, he said, \u201cI\u2019m just sooo hungover. I had to get off the train.\u201d\u00a0 Poor thing, he didn\u2019t thing he could even keep a glass of water down.\u00a0 …<\/p>\n

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