{"id":475,"date":"2015-09-02T17:12:48","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T07:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2015-09-03T07:00:41","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T21:00:41","slug":"a-question-of-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"We wuz Robbed – a question of keys"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"photo<\/a>Now the renovation of my office is finished, I\u2019m allowed to go back to Zoo station.\u00a0 I was looking forward to enjoying my freshly painted new office. So you can imagine my disappointment when lo and behold, I opened my new meal room door, to be confronted with<\/p>\n

Graffiti!!\u00a0 My God it gets everywhere. And why can\u2019t they paint something interesting.<\/p>\n

But inside the office!! Did it slide in under the door?<\/p>\n

I assumed that some kids had got in while the workmen were there and that there was nothing to worry about.\u00a0 I started using the cosy little meal room as my office and leaving my overcoat, my uniform jacket and safety vest there in the evenings.<\/p>\n

Until Thursday when I opened up the office door and discovered my clothes and the fire extinguisher were no longer there. I\u2019d been robbed and by someone who\u2019d painted a smiley face on the door. (Make a defiant gesture at me, why don\u2019t you?)<\/p>\n

Oddly the microwave and the other electrical appliances where untouched.\u00a0 At first I couldn\u2019t believe what had happened.\u00a0 I thought maybe my aged brain had forgotten where I had put the coat or that a work mate was playing a trick on me.\u00a0 I looked inside the fridge and the microwave and everywhere else.<\/p>\n

Why steal my uniform?\u00a0 When they came, the police told me that Metro uniform is the outfit of choice for graffiti artists loitering around rail yards hoping to tag trains.\u00a0 I was oddly comforted to think of my clothes leading this outlaw life instead of just being dropped in some dumpster.<\/p>\n

The meal room is separate from the office and low security with no alarm.\u00a0 It can be accessed by a key that\u2019s easy to copy.\u00a0 All sorts of maintenance crew have these keys so that they can use the toilets next door. Apparently other less savory people have keys too.<\/p>\n

The strangest part of the whole story was that my overcoat turned up again.\u00a0 A kindly passing golfer picked it up on the golf course and brought it back.\u00a0 It was so wet with rain it took two days to dry out.<\/p>\n

I wish the suit jacket had turned up.\u00a0 The old one was very flattering to my figure.\u00a0 The new one just makes me look dumpy.\u00a0 (yes I am that shallow :))<\/p>\n

\"photo<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now the renovation of my office is finished, I\u2019m allowed to go back to Zoo station.\u00a0 I was looking forward to enjoying my freshly painted new office. So you can imagine my disappointment when lo and behold, I opened my new meal room door, to be confronted with Graffiti!!\u00a0 My God it gets everywhere. And …<\/p>\n

We wuz Robbed – a question of keys<\/span> Read More »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18],"tags":[31,23,56,6,19,65],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stationstories","tag-author","tag-fantasy-writer","tag-graffiti","tag-jane-routley","tag-station-stories","tag-theft"],"yoast_head":"\nWe wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"We wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Now the renovation of my office is finished, I\u2019m allowed to go back to Zoo station.\u00a0 I was looking forward to enjoying my freshly painted new office. So you can imagine my disappointment when lo and behold, I opened my new meal room door, to be confronted with Graffiti!!\u00a0 My God it gets everywhere. And … We wuz Robbed – a question of keys Read More »\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Jane Routley\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JaneRoutley\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JaneRoutley\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JaneRoutley\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6\"},\"headline\":\"We wuz Robbed – a question of keys\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475\"},\"wordCount\":405,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/09\\\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"author\",\"Fantasy writer\",\"Graffiti\",\"Jane Routley\",\"station stories\",\"Theft\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Station Stories\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475\",\"name\":\"We wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/09\\\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/09\\\/photo-1-e1441092368352.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/09\\\/photo-1-e1441092368352.jpg\",\"width\":320,\"height\":320},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?p=475#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"We wuz Robbed – a question of keys\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"Jane Routley\",\"description\":\"Official site for the award winning author.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6\",\"name\":\"JaneRoutley\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JaneRoutley\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g\"},\"description\":\"I was born in Melbourne, Australia, went to Preshil, Strathcona, and Monash University where I studied history, and RMIT where I became a Librarian. I've had a variety of careers, including Fruit Picker and Occult Librarian and I lived in Germany and Denmark for a decade. Now I'm back in my beloved Melbourne and working on the railways. I've published 3 books as me including the Aurealis Award winners \\\"Mage Heart\\\" and \\\"Fire Angels\\\" as well as \\\"Aramaya\\\", and one book as Rebecca Locksley - \\\"The Three Sisters\\\". My short stories have been widely anthologized, appeared in Meanjin, and have been read on the ABC. My favourite writers are Jane Austen, Angela Carter, Sara Douglass, and Janet Evanovich. My current life ambition is to see an erupting volcano.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/janeroutley.com\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"We wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"We wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley","og_description":"Now the renovation of my office is finished, I\u2019m allowed to go back to Zoo station.\u00a0 I was looking forward to enjoying my freshly painted new office. So you can imagine my disappointment when lo and behold, I opened my new meal room door, to be confronted with Graffiti!!\u00a0 My God it gets everywhere. And … We wuz Robbed – a question of keys Read More »","og_url":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475","og_site_name":"Jane Routley","article_published_time":"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00","article_modified_time":"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JaneRoutley","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JaneRoutley","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475"},"author":{"name":"JaneRoutley","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6"},"headline":"We wuz Robbed – a question of keys","datePublished":"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00","dateModified":"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475"},"wordCount":405,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg","keywords":["author","Fantasy writer","Graffiti","Jane Routley","station stories","Theft"],"articleSection":["Station Stories"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475","url":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475","name":"We wuz Robbed - a question of keys — Jane Routley","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352-300x300.jpg","datePublished":"2015-09-02T07:12:48+00:00","dateModified":"2015-09-02T21:00:41+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/photo-1-e1441092368352.jpg","width":320,"height":320},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?p=475#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"We wuz Robbed – a question of keys"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/","name":"Jane Routley","description":"Official site for the award winning author.","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52bbf97934d227f91587b63f31c917c6","name":"JaneRoutley","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"JaneRoutley"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9b44c0428b3b57851ae7a9b2d92406e86c70d2b29b2ef9e46b55c1890900fac6?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"description":"I was born in Melbourne, Australia, went to Preshil, Strathcona, and Monash University where I studied history, and RMIT where I became a Librarian. I've had a variety of careers, including Fruit Picker and Occult Librarian and I lived in Germany and Denmark for a decade. Now I'm back in my beloved Melbourne and working on the railways. I've published 3 books as me including the Aurealis Award winners \"Mage Heart\" and \"Fire Angels\" as well as \"Aramaya\", and one book as Rebecca Locksley - \"The Three Sisters\". My short stories have been widely anthologized, appeared in Meanjin, and have been read on the ABC. My favourite writers are Jane Austen, Angela Carter, Sara Douglass, and Janet Evanovich. My current life ambition is to see an erupting volcano.","sameAs":["https:\/\/janeroutley.com"]}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"featured_image_src":null,"featured_image_src_square":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"JaneRoutley","author_link":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?author=1"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"ab-block-post-grid-landscape":false,"ab-block-post-grid-square":false,"gb-block-post-grid-landscape":false,"gb-block-post-grid-square":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"JaneRoutley","author_link":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Now the renovation of my office is finished, I\u2019m allowed to go back to Zoo station.\u00a0 I was looking forward to enjoying my freshly painted new office. So you can imagine my disappointment when lo and behold, I opened my new meal room door, to be confronted with Graffiti!!\u00a0 My God it gets everywhere. And…","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":479,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janeroutley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}