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Removing the plastic bag from his face probably helped.<\/p>\n<p>Platform 1 was full of a school kids who were most concerned about him so I took the opportunity to warn them about the dangers of paint sniffing.<\/p>\n<p>I was sorry the boy was scared and hastened to reassure him. J hadn&#8217;t been in any particular danger that day. \u00a0In the 12 years I\u2019ve been doing this job, I\u2019ve become much more relaxed around people under the influence of substances and I hardly blink at it now. \u00a0(Probably not such a good thing)<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI saw that guy recently and he told me he\u2019d given up,\u201d I told the boy now.<\/p>\n<p>The boy expressed doubt.\u00a0 He regarded himself as a worldly youth and said he had relatives who took drugs and they never gave up.\u00a0 Ah,the wisdom of youth! Statistics mean nothing to them.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite customer this week was a woman from Georgia, U.S.A \u00a0with long cherry red hair and loads of silver jewelry.\u00a0 When I asked her why she\u2019d come to live in Australia, she won my heart by cheerily making a joke about gun control. 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