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Once they know the score, people often go off and call a cab.<br \/>\nWith North Americans I don\u2019t have communication problems, but my heart sinks when I discover they have no change. North American credit cards don\u2019t have pin numbers and our machine takes nothing else.<br \/>\nLast week one tall and very handsome American, gave up and went outside to call UBER.<br \/>\nHe was joined by two sleazy looking characters (you know the sort, skinny blokes with tatts and bad teeth) with a large Rhodesian Ridge back dog. The guys started admiring his Blue tooth headset in a way that made me a bit nervous so I went out and hovered around protectively. But instead of mugging the man, when they found out he didn\u2019t have a ticket, they offered to give him one of their spare myki cards. 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