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The head of one of them appeared around the end of the train.\u00a0 He saw me on the opposite platform and waved sheepishly.\u00a0 Suspicious.\u00a0 There were four of them all around 13\/14, clearly too young to know how to look innocent.<\/p>\n<p>The train sat and sat in the platform.\u00a0 3 minutes, 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I thought there must be some serious emergency so I went over to the opposite platform to see if the driver needed help.<\/p>\n<p>The boys were milling round on platform 2.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy isn\u2019t the train moving, Miss?\u201d\u00a0 (I love how cheeky boys manage to make Miss sound like an insult).<\/p>\n<p>The cheekiest said \u201cCan I have your beanie, Miss?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m just going to check what\u2019s wrong,\u201d I told them though I had already had an idea what was going on.<\/p>\n<p>On seeing me the driver came down the platform.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve called the cops&#8221; he said, loud enough for the boys to hear. \u00a0&#8220;We\u2019re just waiting for them to come.\u201d&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow the speed with which those boys took off! 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