The portaloo man cometh

Just imagine this with someone much taller and male.
Just imagine this with someone much taller and male.

When the arrival of the Portaloo serviceman is the highlight of your day, you know you are having a boring shift at Zoo Station. We had a chat and I learned among other things that he calls his Sat. Nav. Gwen after his mother. After that things got a bit more interesting.  The ticket machine maintenance man showed me pictures of the ants nest in one of the machines which keeps flicking the circuit breaker and stopping the machine.(They’re for the chop, poor heat-seeking insects)

I had to explain to two NZ tourists who’d managed to miss the stop twice that, no, just because there was a sign on doors saying they were power operated didn’t mean they opened automatically, only that they close automatically. Why is that sign there?

A group of uni students in animal onesies showed up to go to the zoo. (As you do) One 6 foot tall skinny guy was wearing a pink dinosaur onesie that left bare a huge expanse of calf between knee and runner.  He looked so odd, I would have taken a photo of him, but I was down the platform helping a blind man find the right carriage.

And there you have the day’s highlights.

 

Like a fish

I arrived at work on Monday to find the Graffiti Fairy has visited over the weekend.  The outside of platform one and the waiting room were covered in tags.  According to the G.F. “Lucca has a nice penis.” Judging by the accompanying picture, “nice” means it looks like a fish.

Are you afraid of the dark?

This week Canadian Fantasy writer A.F. Stewart is spotlighting me on her blog

Are you afraid of the Dark?

http://afstewartblog.blogspot.ca/2015/05/book-spotlight-three-sisters.html/GCMed

Alex was born and raised in Nova Scotia, Canada, which she still calls home. She has a great interest in history and mythology, often working those themes into my books and stories. She writes poetry and fiction.

Her books are available through several online retailers such as Amazon, Smashwords, and Barnes and Noble. The best known are Chronicles of the UndeadKillers and DemonsRuined CityPassing Fancies, and Shadows of Poetry.

Paying for our passion

Did you ever wonder how writers make a living?  I often do.

David McDonald is hosting a series called paying for our passion on his blog Ebon Shores.http://www.davidmcdonaldspage.com/2015/04/paying-for-our-passion-jane-routley

 

David-McDonald I’m on it this week with my story.  Check out some of the previous writers.  There are some illuminating stories here.

Heavy Metal Granny

Three generations of a family come into the station
The elderly lady is wearing an AC/DC T-shirt. I myself was a big fan years ago before Bon Scott died. But she’s older than me.
“I have to ask, are you an AC/DC fan?” I say
“Oooh yes” says she. “We’ve got tickets to the concert.” She waves at her son.
“Yes we’re big fans,” says the son. He gestures to the toddler he’s carrying. “That why he’s called Angus. After Angus Young.”
It’s lovely when families share interests, though not a lot of people go to rock concerts with their mother/grandmother.

Jinxed

An unlucky man turned up at my station on Friday.  He’d taken the wrong train and found himself on the opposite side of the city from his intended destination.  He’d wandered around in confusion for 7 minutes which was long enough to miss the return train to the city.  20 minutes is a long time to wait for the next train when there’s a chill wind driving soft clouds of drizzle across the park, so after some discussion he decided to call a cab. While waiting on telephone hold, he went down to the road to see if he could hail one and I went back to telling people that yes platform 1 is the side for Flinders Street.

Next thing I knew there was an almighty crump.  A cab, slowing down to pick up the unlucky man, had been hit in the rear passenger door by a tram and there was shouting. No one was hurt, but now everyone had to wait for the police to attend.  The unlucky man came back to the station just in time for the city train.  I was almost expecting the train to break down, but whatever jinx was following him seemed to have been exorcised.

He was good humored about it.  “At least you’ll be able to tell the folks at home you met an unlucky man today,” he said. So now I have.

 

Hosted Jane Dougherty

This week I’m also doing a Guest Author Spot

on Jane Dougherty Writes.

https://janedougherty.wordpress.com/category/reviews-and-interviews/

Jane (good choice of name by the way) is an English woman living in France and author of The Green Woman  a fantasy novel series. She also writes great one line stories based around paintings

 

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Interviewed by Donna Hanson

Donna Maree Hanson
Donna Maree Hanson

The wonderful Donna Maree Hanson, fantasy author and convention maven is interviewing me on her website this week.  Her site is full of great interviews with editors as well.

https://donnamareehanson.wordpress.com/2015/04/12/author-spotlight-interview-jane-routley/

 

Fare evaders

Rail employees try not to travel in their uniforms.  If you do, you run the risk of having someone have a loud pointed conversation on the next seat about how crap Metro is (apparently you are supposed be so cut, you go home and sort this out) or how Myki (the ticketing system) is the worst thing that ever happened (Seriously if this is the worst thing that ever happened to you, I wish I had your life.)

However the other day, I didn’t have time to change.  As I pottered down the aisle looking for a seat, a young man did a double take, seized his laptop and fled out from the carriage.  Lol!  I suspected, and the woman opposite thought so too, that he feared I was a ticket inspector bringing fines and recriminations. Even though I am the greeniest, leftiest, bleeding heart liberalist person you are ever likely to meet, I enjoyed a dazzling moment of evil villain glee at having a young man flee before me.  Bwahahaha! Everyone has an inner fascist somewhere.

 

Interviewed by Sophie Masson

firebird1[1]The fabulous Sophie Masson, one of Australia’s most eminent and prolific Fantasy writers has done an interview with me at http://firebirdfeathers.com/. Pay a visit and check out her many and varied fantasy and historical romance books